As you know, my travels have brought me south to a little place called Miami. Friday night, I didn’t just fall off the paleo wagon, I proudly did a cannonball.

What I thought was going to be a piece of apple pie with a dollop of gelato on top ended up being THIS. A parfait of whipped cream, spiced apples, walnuts and gelato, with a side of BAKED SPICED APPLE ON A STICK COVERED IN WHITE CHOCOLATE.

It pwned me.

Thank you to the pastry chef at The Forge in Miami Beach for this intimidating yet delicious creation. It was good good good. I was bad bad bad. It’s all a wash, right?

Scoreboard: Apple 1, Katy 0