HO HO HO! Christmas is coming up around the corner. Hanukkah just happened. Whichever religion you practice (or don’t), ’tis the general season that America gets gifty. It gave me the warm fuzzies that one of our vendors sent me a box of chocolates for the holidays. (Thanks, NEP!) I’m easily won over with food and drink.

As you know, CrossFitters are a different breed. If you read a CrossFit girl’s Christmas list, you may notice that hers may differ from that of a Standard Sally you may run into at the mall. Like this:

Normal girls want: a Coach wristlet. CrossFit girls want: Wrist wraps.

Normal girls want: Designer jeans. CrossFit girls want: Designer spandex.

Normal girls want: Cashmere-lined gloves. CrossFit girls want: Wide receiver gloves.

Normal girls want: A shiny iPod Nano. CrossFit girls want: Reebok Nanos.

Normal girls want: Ryan Gosling in The Notebook. CrossFit girls want: An actual notebook, for tracking WODs.

We’re silly. I also wouldn’t mind a custom-length jump rope.

Did I miss anything else?